Brian Middleton Jr. is the cover artist of Metahuman Press’s Invasion: The New Metahumans by Mark Oldfield, now available in print from Amazon
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Ok, so, I’m assuming that if you’ve come to this website, you know what Watchmen is. I mean, it’s a seminal (some would say, the seminal) read of the superhero genre. Creators name drop this book on a regular basis when asked why they got into comics. Fans hold it up as the bar by which all comic books are measured. Seriously, if you haven’t heard a fellow comic book reader say, “Well, it’s no Watchmen, but…” you probably haven’t been to a comic book store with any regularity. This week, the comic book world was rocked (at least a little) by the news that DC Comics would be producing several prequels to the original, twelve-issue miniseries. Good news, right? Some folks would definitely say so. Other folks would vehemently disagree. Where do I stand on the issue? Well, I’m glad you asked.
Before we get started, I should probably break the issues down for you. I want you to be able to hold your own when the inevitable Watchmen Prequel Argument (hereafter referred to as WPA) breaks out. After we’ve covered the ground that both sides will surely bring up, I will bring up a third, slightly more ambiguous opinion for you to tout, which will allow you to shimmy between both sides, bring them together in an awkward (and likely, weird smelling) hug, and then reconcile them to each other, thus saving their friendship. It’s likely that you will be rewarded with Milk, and Oreo cookies (double-stuffed, of course). If that doesn’t inspire you to keep reading, I don’t know what will.
Let’s start with those comic book fans who will be reacting negatively to the prequel news. They will likely be the aggressors in the WPA. This group will include many comic book creators, many League of Extraordinary Gentlemen fans, and the eight people who reviewed ‘The Mirror of Love’ on Amazon.com (yes, I checked). This group will likely be saying, “Grr!” and such as the argument unfolds. They will probably state their reasons for disliking this news as such: “Alan Moore was given a bum contract by DC Comics, and should own the rights to Watchmen. He has repeatedly stated that he does not want to see a sequel or prequel made, and that he does not want anyone doing anything with the characters. And truthfully, the story was told, beginning, middle and end, in Watchmen, and doesn’t need explored any further. This is just a cash grab by the corporate minds that run DC Comics. Also, DC sux!” (Mind you, this may not happen verbatim, and the fan’s spelling of the word ‘sux’ may very. ‘Sucks’, ‘is teh suck’ and ‘suxors’ may also very well be used.)
On the other side of the WPA, there will be comic books fans who are nearly giddy with excitement. This group will include the newly revealed creators of the Watchmen Prequels, Amazon.com (who has exclusive digital rights to 100 different DC Comics graphic novels), and many, many genuinely enthused fans. You will easily recognize them, as they will be saying “Yippee, Hurray!” and the like. They will probably spell out their reasoning for rejoicing as follows: “DC owns the rights to Watchmen, and can do with it what they like. The characters are really just pastiches of the Charleston characters anyway. DC did everything that they could to reel Moore back in for more Watchmen stories, even offering him the rights in exchange for new stories, and he refused at every turn. Alan Moore has told a ton of stories with other people’s characters, he should let other creators have a turn with his. Also, DC is teh awesome!” (Yes, even grown men will say things like, ‘teh awesome’ when dealing with news that is this mind-boggling to them.)
So there you have it. The reasoning behind both the pro-, and the anti- sides of the WPA. At least the quickie, nutshell versions of them. You can now hold your own in a WPA. You may even be able to bring up a side of the argument that your fellow WPA-ers haven’t yet thought of. That’s awesome, right? What? You want to hear about this revolutionary new side to the WPA? The one with the Oreos (double-stuffed, of course), and the Milk? Okay. I’ll give it to you. I’ll spell it out. But you have to promise to use it responsibly. I believe that you will. You seem like an okay dude, or dudette.
My opinion on this whole deal? It’s this: Watchmen is a good comic. It’s enjoyable, and thought-provoking, and I believe that it was every bit as groundbreaking as everyone says it was, when it was first printed over twenty-five years ago. That’s right. It’s been more than twenty-five years since Watchmen was first printed. And we have yet to place another comic book up on that pedestal. We have been blessed with Fables, and Powers, and Casanova, and Y: the Last Man and Superman: For Tomorrow, and Spider-Man: Blue, and countless, near infinite other wonderful funny books, and we have never moved far enough past Watchmen to see that it is a great comic book among great comic books. It may shock you to know that the majority of my comic book reading friends have never read Watchmen. Why? Because for my wife, Fables is her Watchmen. Each month she finds herself enthralled by the romance of Bigby Wolf and Snow White, as well as the plights of the other Fables. My younger brother spends his time rendered speechless by the wonders experienced by the Bone brothers in Bone, and Lieam in Mouse Guard. My youngest brother, and many of my good friends are entirely captivated by the 616 Universe found in Marvel Comics. And myself? I love all of these and more. This news is just news to me. Both sides have great points, but in the end, if Watchmen wasn’t the only book sitting on the Pedestal of Untouchability, we probably wouldn’t even be talking about this. We’d all be hanging out together, drinking milk, and eating double-stuffed Oreos. And someone might ask, “What do you think of Scott Snyder’s run on Batman in the New 52?” And someone else might answer, “Well, it’s no Seaguy, and it’s no Finder, but it’s still pretty awesome to me!”
Brian Middleton was born and raised in the Mountain City, Altoona, Pennsylvania. He has always had a great interest in storytelling, and expresses this in stories, in artwork, and in song. You can hang out with him and follow his upcoming projects at http://octoberisfine.blogspot.com/!